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nandor the relentless (what we do in the shadows)

once upon a time there was light in my life
but now there's only love in the dark

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OUT OF CHARACTER

PLAYER NAME: Robin (he/him, they/them)
CONTACT:

laetificat
CURRENT CHARACTERS: Armand, Halsin
TRIGGERS: I'm good yo.

IN CHARACTER

CHARACTER NAME: Nandor (The Relentless)
CHARACTER AGE: 762
CHARACTER CANON: What We Do In The Shadows (FX)
CANON POINT: End of season 5
ABILITIES:

Levitation and flight - Nandor can hover in place and fly, apparently for as long as he wants.
Shapeshifting - As an experienced and powerful vampire, Nandor can take certain other shapes at will. These other forms include: a bat (various sizes, a classic), a dog or wolf, and a bat-like monster.
Hypnosis - Using the power of suggestion, Nandor can hypnotise mortal beings and convince them to do or believe whatever he wants. While powerful, he can't hypnotise multiple people at once. He also can't convince them to harm themselves or do anything they might not be able to do normally, or might not want to do (i.e. he can hypnotise someone into forgetting his name, but he can't convince someone they can fly). Nandor can also "communicate through the ether" and use his powers to call on a mortal and induce them to hear and obey him, no matter where they are.
Healing / immortality - Nandor can easily heal from most minor wounds. Bigger or more serious wounds may incapacitate him and take more time to heal. He will also never age from the point at which he was turned into a vampire and, if not killed, can live forever.
Vampire siring - If he wants to, Nandor can turn mortals into vampires by first drinking their blood, then giving them his own blood to drink. This will induce their death and turn them into a vampire.
Enhanced strength, endurance, agility - Nandor can hit a punching bag hard enough to throw it into a wall with a single blow, can leap and climb with ease, and has far better than human stamina. He can lift and throw humans and other creatures around, apparently without effort.
Pyrokinesis - Nandor's unique vampire skill -- with only the power of his mind, he can set light to objects and other creatures. This isn't always effective but it makes for an impressive party trick.
Vapor form - Nandor can turn into mist. It's useful for getting under doors, less useful around air purifiers.

SURVEY

WHAT IS YOUR CHARACTER'S SOCIOECONOMIC BACKGROUND? WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO WEALTH?: While he was alive, Nandor was the Supreme Viceroy of his country (Al Qolnidar) and a general of the Ottoman Empire. He's used to getting everything he wants whenever he wants it, up to and including having his hair brushed by his loyal familiar every night. He enjoys material wealth and having nice possessions and lots of gold and treasure, a requirement for any ruthless leader of men.

WHAT WOULD/DID YOUR CHARACTER MAJOR IN?: War.

WHAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR CHARACTER?: He got to meet his own ghost and the ghost of his horse best friend. 🥹

DESCRIBE YOUR CHARACTER USING ONE SONG FROM THE EARLY 2000S: Macarena - Los del Río

NAME 1-3 VICES YOUR CHARACTER INDULGES IN: Being a cool vampire, orgies, the Macarena.

WHAT IS YOUR CHARACTER'S LIQUOR OF CHOICE?: Blood. Drug blood if you're nasty.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER LIKE THEIR EGGS?: Made out of blood (he can't eat human food).

IF YOUR CHARACTER HAD TO DRINK SOMEONE'S DIRTY BATHWATER, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?: Bob Seger, to gain his powers. Or maybe Laszlo and Nadja after they've had sex in it. Freaky!

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NANDOR THE RELENTLESS - What We Do In The Shadows (FX)

PB — Kayvan Novak
CANON POINT — End of season 5

AGE — 762
GENDER — Male
HEIGHT — 6'1"
APPEARANCE — Spooky and intimidating. Wears furs, brocade, capes, heavy rings, all of the modern trends.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES — Pointed teeth, no reflection, old-fashioned taste in clothing. Long dark hair, accent.

PERMISSIONS;

OOC;

BACKTAGGING — ✔ - Generally happy to backtag, though I will probably ask to wrap things up or figure out an ending if a thread has been going for a month or more in a game. Happy to backtag into oblivion for memes/psls.
THREADJACKING — ✔ - Always cool with this, but please double check the permissions for anyone else in the thread.
CROSS-CANON — ✔- I love cross-canon cr and I'm always willing to be surprised, so please go ahead and throw ideas or wildcards my way!
FOURTH WALLING — ✘ - Generally not into this, unless under very specific circumstances.

IC;

AFFECTION — ✔ -
FLIRTING — ✔ -
MANIPULATION — ✔ -
MIND READING — ✔ -
FIGHTING — ✔ -
INJURY — ✔ -
DEATH — ✔ - With discussion.

SHIPPING —
YES — Laszlo, Nadja, Guillermo, Colin Robinson, his wives, other vampires, MILFs, m/f, m/m.
MAYBE — Simon the Devious.
NO — Vampire hunters, underage (under 18).

CONTENT WARNINGS;

CANON THEMES — Blood drinking, gore, violence, murder, hypnosis, homophobia, character death.
CHARACTER THEMES — Genocide, war, forced marriage, imperialism, racism.
OPT OUT — All of the above have the potential to come up in tags. To opt out of all or any of these themes, or to opt out entirely, go here.

KINK LIST;

Click here - WIP

*YES*	*MAYBE*	NO	*OOC LIMITS*

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[ The video opens on a shot that some might recognise from Nadja and Laszlo's last address to the network, except this time it's Nandor in Laszlo's place. Laszlo himself appears to be behind the camera, since it's fumbled a bit before it settles down and Laszlo can be heard muttering about "doing all the fucking work". Nandor ignores him to address their audience, with the appropriate amount of gravitas for someone imparting very important news. ]

NANDOR:

Greetings, immortals of Duplici-city. My name is Nandor the Relentless, ancient and powerful vampire warrior, fearless ruler of men, who has pillaged and burned mighty nations across the entire --

NADJA:

Oh, just get to the point already, would you? All this talk of -- [ Her voice shifts into an attempt at a Nandor impersonation, deepening even though her own thick accent makes it difficult for her to nail it completely. ] -- pillaging and burn-ing. [ Back in her own tone: ] When was the last time you even pillaged, hmm?

NANDOR:

[ He ignores that. ]

Yes, anyway, my esteemed colleague Nadja -- [ He gestures to Nadja, who nods and smiles. ] -- and I have hereby generously decided to take over the leadership --

NADJA:

-- co-leadership --

LASZLO:

[ From behind the camera: ] Not this shit again.

NANDOR:

-- co-leadership of this city's local chapter of the Vampire Council, which we have also just formed, awaiting confirmation of the Supreme Council of Vampires, which will surely happen once they receive our electronic mail messages and text messages. Henceforth, all vampires will now be called upon to present their dues to the Council and answer to vampire law at all times -- [ He earns a Significant Glance from his co-leader, at which point he clears his throat. ] -- which we will... judge on a case by case basis, of course.

NADJA:

And if you don't pay your bloody dues, we're gonna have to come round, and nobody wants that. Seriously. Ask the last vampires who didn't pay on time what happened when they didn't cough up what they owed. Oh wait, you can't, because I ripped their hearts out. [ She smiles, any saccharine sweetness affected by the fangs that are plainly visible. No one here needs to know that it was only one heart she ripped out to instil fear into the rest of the group. ]

NANDOR:

Yes, well. That's it, isn't it? Don't start shit with us, and we won't start shit with you. Okay. Goodnight, Seattle. [ After a significant pause, he glances up above the camera. ] We're done now, you need to turn it off --

NADJA:

-- no, the button on the top, don't --

LASZLO:

-- fuck this, we should have hired a camera crew, then we could at least have had some fucking lunch --

[ The video feed cuts. ]

OOC; Vampire & Hypnosis Opt In

As a very powerful vampire, Nandor has the ability to both turn other people into vampires and hypnotise human beings (and maybe other creatures) into doing his dark bidding. He also needs to drink human blood to survive.

If you would like your character to opt in to any of the above, please fill out the below forms and post them in a comment!

You can also opt in through discussion about a thread on Plurk or through other OOC channels, but a verbal opt in will always be required for the use of these powers in-game. He's not going to go around randomly drinking from people, that would be rude ~~and messy~~.

BLOOD DRINKING

HYPNOSIS

NOTE: Nandor cannot make anyone do anything they would strongly disagree with (i.e. he can't compel someone to hurt someone else/themselves if they don't want to).

SIRING

NOTE: this will be a PERMANENT change and will come with significant side effects, even before they become a fully fledged vampire. Any vampires sired by Nandor should follow the vampire lore established in the show/movie.

It's unlikely that Nandor will sire anyone unless under very extreme circumstances, but if you would like to fill out the form just in case, feel free.

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Name: Robin
Age: 30+
Contact:

laetificat, PM to this account or laetificat#7520 on Discord
Timezone: GMT
Other Character(s): Hellboy & Logan
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Name: Nandor the Relentless
Door: Submissive (door pass)

Canon: What We Do In the Shadows (FX)
Canon Point: Season 3, episode 7 - "The Siren"

Age: 758+ years old; appears to be 30 - 40
Appearance: One, two

History: Wiki link
Personality:

Uncompromising (+) - As a ruler and as a man (both human and vampire), Nandor has more than earned his favourite title. When he has his heart set on something, whether that's conquering and pillaging his way across countless civilisations or just trying to cheer up a friend, he won't stop until he's succeeded, or at least failed in a way that makes it very embarrassing to continue. He is, generally, a man of his word, and doesn't often enjoy being forced to go back on a promise -- though he will weasel his way around the technicalities if he has to. He can be relied upon to finish what he's started and is often uncompromising when it comes to doing things properly, even when it comes to chores around the house, or just dressing nicely to go to the movies. He's a good leader and doesn't often ask of his followers what he's not willing to do himself, even venturing onto the battlefield, or volunteering to fight a werewolf if he has to.
Arrogant (-) - Unfortunately, being raised to brutal martial leadership of his nation, as well as becoming a powerful vampire, hasn't done much to diminish Nandor's ego. He often considers himself the smartest person in the room, even when it's very clear that he's not (which is most of the time). If told not to do something, he'll still try to do it. If given the slightest chance, he will happily order everyone else around and act like he's the one in charge. Anyone who crosses him or causes him trouble is likely to incur his wrath, particularly if they inconvenience him, for instance by making him do his own laundry or get out of his coffin without someone to hold his hand.
Naïve (-) - Despite having lived for several centuries, Nandor is still somewhat old-fashioned and stuck in his ways. This shows not only in his taste in outfits, inability to understand technology and general cluelessness about modern life, but also in the way he tends to blindly trust in things like love, loyalty and friendship. He is very easily mislead and will often fall prey to someone else's lies without realising it. He likes having people around and will quickly latch on to people he decides he likes, even when they clearly don't have much time for him. He's a bit of a sentimental romantic, prone to making grand gestures, and often doesn't realise when they're clearly going to fail. Despite being a cold-blooded killer, his heart is very easily broken.
Absent-minded (-) - Nandor is very fussy and easily agitated, and this also makes him very easily distracted. He lost a whole year of the 90's due to the macarena being invented. It's possible for him to forget or miss important details because he goes so quickly from one thing to the next. This also means that he's often a victim of his own inability to focus and frequently finds himself in trouble unless someone's there to look after him.

Powers and Abilities:

Strengths

Levitation and flight - Nandor can hover in place and fly, apparently for as long as he wants.
Shapeshifting - As an experienced and powerful vampire, Nandor can take certain other shapes at will. These other forms include: a bat (various sizes, a classic); a dog; a bat-like monster and a fog/smoke/vapour.
Hypnosis - Using the power of suggestion, Nandor can hypnotise mortal beings and convince them to do or believe whatever he wants. While powerful, he can't hypnotise multiple people at once. He also can't convince them to harm themselves or do anything they might not be able to do normally, or might not want to do (i.e. he can hypnotise someone into forgetting his name, but he can't convince someone they can fly). Nandor can also "communicate through the ether" and use his powers to call on a mortal and induce them to hear and obey him, no matter where they are.
Healing / immortality - Nandor can easily heal from most minor wounds. Bigger or more serious wounds may incapacitate him and take more time to heal. He will also never age from the point at which he was turned into a vampire and, if not killed, can live forever.
Vampire siring - If he wants to, Nandor can turn mortals into vampires by first drinking their blood, then giving them his own blood to drink. This will induce their death and turn them into a vampire.
Enhanced strength, endurance, agility - Nandor can hit a punching bag hard enough to throw it into a wall with a single blow, can leap and climb with ease, and has far better than human stamina. He can lift and throw humans and other creatures around, apparently without effort.
Pyrokinesis - Nandor's unique vampire skill -- with only the power of his mind, he can set light to objects and other creatures. This isn't always effective but it makes for an impressive party trick.

Weaknesses

As a vampire, Nandor can be harmed or killed by the following things: crosses/crucifixes; holy water; direct sunlight; religious symbols and words in general (he can't say the word "God" without setting his tongue on fire); sacred or consecrated ground such as inside a church or place of worship; silver; wooden stakes, particularly through the heart.
He doesn't have a reflection, though he can show up in photographs and in filmed footage.
In order to maintain his powers, Nandor must sleep every day on top of dirt from his homeland. Without this dirt, his powers and his very essence quickly begins to degrade.
He must drink blood to sustain himself and can get drunk or be drugged by blood from a person who has ingested alcohol or taken drugs. If he attempts to eat human food or drink, even the smallest taste, he will immediately be very violently ill.
Nandor has to receive verbal permission to enter any property he hasn't visited before.

Inventory:

one (1) beautiful fur-lined coffin
his 1992 US Olympics basketball jersey
a large framed portrait of himself with his horse ~~Jahan~~ John

Samples:

One - log
Two - log
Three - network/text

OOC; Information, Permissions & Kinks

Nandor
"I am Nandor the Rentless. I never relent."

BASIC

NAME:	Nandor the Relentless, Persian Frank Zappa
CANON:	What We Do In The Shadows (FX)
AGE:	758+
DOB:	Unknown
GENDER:	Male
SPECIES:	Vampire
ACTIVE:	n/a

PLAYER:	Robin
CONTACT:	laetificat or laetificat#7520 on Discord

APPEARANCE

VISUAL:	Link
HEIGHT:	6'
BUILD:	Spooky, intimidating
HAIR:	Long, dark, glorious
EYES:	Dark brown
FEATURES:	Pointed teeth, no reflection, old-fashioned taste in clothing
DRESS:	Furs, brocade, capes, heavy rings, all of the modern trends. When he has to be casual, basketball jerseys and band t-shirts from the 80s/90s
VOICE:	Strong Persian accent - sample
SCENT:	Blood, old dirt, cologne

PERMISSIONS

BACKTAGGING:	✔
THREADHOPPING:	✔
FOURTHWALLING:	✔
ROMANCE:	✔
MINDREADING:	✔ if discussed
MANIPULATION:	✔ if discussed
INJURY:	✔ if discussed
FIGHTING:	✔
KILLING:	✘ - see notes
NOTES:	KILLING - requires beheading, wooden stake to the heart, direct sunlight, etc

YES

MAYBE

NO *

✓ anal (giving/receiving)
✓ anonymous sex
✓ aphrodisiacs
✓ bat sex (mostly hand stuff)
✓ begging
✓✓ biting/licking
✓ blindfolds
✓✓ bloodplay
✓✓ body fluids
✓✓ body worship
✓✓ bondage
✓✓ clothed sex
✓ cum play
✓ deep throating/face-fucking
✓✓ dirty talk
✓ discipline/reinforcement (giving/receiving)
✓✓ double penetration (giving)
✓ drunk sex
✓ dubcon
✓ edging
✓ exhibitionism
✓ facesitting
✓✓ facials/cum marking
✓✓ fighting/sparring
✓✓ fingering/fingers-in-mouth
✓ fisting (giving/receiving)
✓ foreplay
✓ frotting
✓ hair pulling
✓✓ handjobs
✓ hate sex
✓ impact play - whipping/caning/flogging
✓✓ knife play/blade play
✓ morning sex
✓ multiple orgasms
✓✓ multiple partners
✓✓ oral (giving/receiving) & 69
✓✓ orgasm control/denial
✓ pegging (receiving)
✓✓ praise
✓✓ rimming (giving/receiving)
✓ roleplay
✓✓ rough sex
✓✓ scar worship (giving)
✓✓ scent marking/scent play
✓ sexting
✓ sex toys/strap-ons
✓ sexual exhaustion
✓ shibari
✓✓ spanking
✓ striptease
✓ suspension
✓ teasing
✓ titfucking
✓ wall sex
✓ weapon play
✓✓ wet orgasm/squirting

breathplay
chastity
gagging
handcuffs
noncon (giving/receiving)
snuff
somnophilia
tentacles
torture (extreme)
voyeurism
watersports (giving/receiving)

✗ ageplay
✗ gore/vore
✗ impregnation
✗ underage (under 18)
✗ vomit
✗ scat

✓✓ = IC faves
* OOC only (ICly, Nandor is up for.. pretty much everything.)